sua-suey-good-morning!

a-e-i-o-u

2010-03-12T13:00:00.000-08:00

twilight fans confirm tau lagu ni.
it's a song by iron and wine.
title - flightless bird, american mouth

a new beginning

2010-03-10T13:13:00.000-08:00

today is officially the last day of my high school era.
in a few very short hours, i would be taking my spm results.
good or not, i really don't give that much of a rat's ass.
what's done is done.
good luck to everyone taking their results today.

liverfool?

2010-03-07T14:01:00.001-08:00

satu lagi bukti kukuh bahawa liverpool memang team cap ayam! hahaha

i wanna i wanna. i wanna what?

2010-03-05T06:37:00.000-08:00

i want to sing.
because i'm friggin bored.
and i love singing.
and i want a new guitar. preferably a fender strat.
and i wanna learn how to cook. so that i could survive home alone.
and i want my family to be happy again. because it doesn't feel like it used to be.
and i want my sister to stop being selfish.
and i want to change myself for the better.
and i want to run barefoot around kl (when its not so hot).
and i want to hang out with my friends more often.
and i want to spend more time with my family. all 5 of us.
and i want so many more things, it would kill me to write them all down.

fact : malaysia sekarang siang temperature 40'C lebih do. panas gila babi

LMFAO!!

2010-03-04T11:16:00.000-08:00

terbaik dari ladang!

dance!

2010-03-03T03:08:00.000-08:00

earth, wind & fire with their hit song, Fantasy.
the original song from which came the song Khayalan by Malaysian group, black dog bone. watch how they dance while playing those instruments. bukan senang!

hail hitler!

2010-02-28T21:36:00.000-08:00

this is cobus potgieter. and i'm his fan.
fuckin sick drummer.
heard he's the new a7x dummer.

yawn. yawn.

2010-02-26T18:47:00.000-08:00

hi. i'm ikhwa. or acap. or chamakh.
and i work on a saturday.
fucking bored right now.

what do you want?

2010-02-25T05:47:00.000-08:00

a typical 80's rock and roll song. kinda cheesy and video dia seriously lame. mmg takle fight la Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. that's the best song from the 80's. but this ain't that bad.

2010 to-do-list

2010-02-22T22:56:00.000-08:00

today marks the 54th day of the year 2010. year of the tiger in the lunar calendar.
and it's probably a little late but i've made a list of what i want to do this year. you might call it new year's resolution. i call it a list of crappy things to do when i'm bored. or things not to do.

1. lepak around kl with a maximum of rm5 with me. see how i survive.
2. run around naked around usj if i managed to get straight a's for my spm.
3. write songs and perform a gig with my band.
4. watch every movie there is in cinemas.
5. play futsal every time i get the chance.
6. help anyone who needs my help. be he/she a friend or foe.
7. hijack a school bus. and make a road trip.
8. no more alcohol or drugs.
9. run around places and break things. it's very relieving.
10. no fights. unless other people starts it.
11. read good novels.
12. watch less porn. hahaha
13. collect dvds. seriously.
14. buy a new guitar. and an amplifier.
15. kick the jaga at usj5 in the ass.
16. punch En. Shahriman Zahari in the face.
17. be grateful to mama and papa.
18. try to be a nicer person.
19. race a bmw.
20. jog daily.

and macam macam macam macam lagi. aku bosan weh.
tolong!

like. adore. love. no one but you.

2010-02-19T05:50:00.000-08:00

brand new video from paramore!
hopefully i'm going to singapore to watch them live!

very good. all the best.

2010-02-17T03:31:00.000-08:00

i went back to my kampung in terengganu last weekend.
my grandpa's getting better. alhamdulillah. he's now walking but ain't talking.
i pray a longer life for him so that at least there's one of my grandpas this raya.
keropok lekor and baulu was as good as always.

i'm not bitter

2010-02-08T11:52:00.000-08:00

i'm not sad. i'm not happy either.
i'm not angry. nor am i depressed.
i really don't have a clue as to what my feelings are right now.

thursday - jpj test. mother-toot!!!

seriously, one of the best live performances ever!
oh when oh when will john mayer come here?

izwa fahzan seorang yang sial. haha

2010-02-03T12:32:00.000-08:00

last sunday, i was working from 7am to 5pm. yes, it's tiring. extra sikit because i was stupid enough to play futsal the night before until 3am and then going to sleep at 5.40am. and i woke up at 6. practically, i didn't have any sleep.

so i think it's really understandable for me to be sleepy. alright, i know there was a huge tournament held at my workplace (fyi, i work at Sports Planet Subang Grand), so maybe i should have tried not to fall asleep. but my eyes were so fucking heavy. like, seriously heavy. macam ada orang berkampung kat mata aku.

unfortunately (for me), there was 2 assholes (izwa & afiq) who were right there when i dozed off. but really, what's the big deal? i fell asleep for like half a minute. but izwa was prepared. he recorded a video of me dozing off. macam fuck! hahaha.
takpe. kau jaga izwa. i'll get u back.

for those of you yang nak tgk my moment of embarassment, go to my videos on facebook.

embarassed and yours truly,
ikhwanul ashraf manja

eyes set to kill!

2010-01-27T12:52:00.000-08:00

friggin awesome video and song from one of my favourite bands. enjoy.

la la la kerjalah

2010-01-22T15:54:00.000-08:00

i fucking HATE having to wake up early on a Saturday and Sunday morning.
oh well, at least it's paying me.
and my sister's packing some bread pudding. YUM~

fucking sleepy and yours truly,
ikhwanul ashraf manja.

battery low

2010-01-17T20:44:00.000-08:00

sudah bermula zaman bekerja p/t ku. sports planet subang grand. meletihkan sebab terlalu sedikit kerja yang ada. cuma air ku jual, kaunter ku jaga, lampu ku tutup dan ku buka, telefon ku angkat dan berkata-kata dan asap ku hela.

1st day kerja 16hb januari - tournament inter-financial institutions. kena jaga. dah la ada fire. ni da masuk kali kedua dah aku menolong memadam api. letih nak mampus. selamat bukan aku yang panjat. dan hari ini aku kerja syif malam plak. macam sial. da la closing pukul 2 pagi. tidur aku tak pernah nak cukup.

apa2 la. sakit jari je taip bende yang aku sorang je baca. luahan perasaan.

birthday aku lagi 11 hari. aku dah hampir menjadi jejaka 18 tahun. hellyeah!

chicken mcflurry?

2009-12-27T21:56:00.001-08:00

hujan kucing dan anjing.
kabus ribut. aku buka mulut menghembuskan asap rokok, asap lain pun keluar sekali.
sejuk nauzubillah. aku pakai 4 lapis pun masih menggigil macam anjing dielectrocute.
apartment berhantu. berpoker semalaman dengan berhadiahkan sekotak unta dan burung helang. tapi yang sedihnya tak dapat menikmati roller-coaster.
ride yang ku dapat hanyalah bas dari dan ke KL Sentral ( macam roller-coaster dah ) dan Genting Skyway.

Nasihat kepada rakan2 yang ingin ke Genting dalam masa terdekat.

kalau takat bawak $100 tu, patah balik je la. bawak $200 at the least.
bawak baju banyak2. sekarang sejuk macam north pole kat sana.
bawak maggi. or roti gardenia or whatever grubs. kalau nak makan kat sana, mengalir air mata tengok harga makanan (dan minuman) kat sana.
kalau nak jugak makan kat situ, ada satu mamak kat parking lot.
tiket theme park sahaja $66 tau.

sungguhpun aku tak dapat menikmati ride-ride theme park genting yang mahal macam puki tu, aku still enjoy the time i had with my friends yang sememangnya penakut belaka.
nanti kita gerak lagi do. kita planning baek sikit.

when boredom strikes me hard....

2009-12-18T03:39:00.000-08:00

.... i start to write this silly survey

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: coke
2. Last phone call: lewis yuen sepet
3. Last text message : ftsl grak cmne? (hazman)
4. Last song you listened to: paramore - my heart
5. Last time you cried: 8/12/09. the day my grandpa died coincidentally the day of the end of exams

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: nope
7. Been cheated on: nope
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: nope
9. Lost someone special: nope
10. Been depressed: of course la tetek.
11. Been drunk and threw up: never have and hopefully never will

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. black
13. white
14. blue

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: quite a lot
16. Fallen out of love : how can i fall out when i haven't fallen in?
17. Laughed until you cried: selalu sangat la sial.
18. Met someone who changed you: nope. i'm unchangable
19. Found out who your true friends were: boleh gak la
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yup
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: nope
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: almost everyone kot. tak tau ar
23. How many kids do you want to have: tak kisah berapa asal ada.
24. Do you have any pets: used to have a cat called Thomas. comel giler babi.
25. Do you want to change your name: i'm fucking proud of my name. it's unique.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: practically nothing.
27. What time did you wake up today: 9.20 bai. awal kott.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: lepak murni.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Rock The World!
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 39 minutes ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: nothing
32. What are you listening to right now: Seven Collar T-Shirt - Wild Child
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: kucing aku ada ar nama Tom.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: the fucking lamp in my room. kejap hidup, kejap mampos.
35. Most visited webpage: facebook la kott.
36. Whats your real name: Muhammad Ikhwanul Ashraf Manja
37. Nicknames: ikhwa, acab, chamakh
38. Relationship Status: single!
39. Zodiac sign: aquarius!
40. Male or female?: male la
41. Elementary?: sk seafield. best elementary school in the world
42. Middle School?: Kolej Melayu Kuala Kangsar
43. High school/college?: Kolej Melayu Kuala Kangsar
44. Hair colour: black
45. Long or short: a little like John Lennon
46. Height: 178cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone? nope
48. What do you like about yourself?: my awesomeness. haha.
49. Piercings: nope
50. Tattoos: never have and never will have
51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: not yet.
53. First piercing: nope
54. First best friend: hazman mustapha
55. First sport you joined: bola sepak. i was 4 when i first played football.
56. First vacation: mana la ingat ngeng.
58. First pair of trainers: wtf? lagi la tak ingat

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I'm about to: take a shower
62. Listening to: Slipknot - Sulfur
63. Waiting on: nothing

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: probably yes
65. Get Married?: don't know, don't care
66. Career?: a musician? hahaha

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs
69. Shorter or taller: little shorter than me
70. Older or Younger: younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: wtf?
73. Sensitive or loud: wtf?
74. Hook-up or relationship: hahaha. dunno la
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker la.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: nope
77. Drank hard liquor: nope
78. Lost glasses/contacts: my eyesight is fine, thanks.
79. Sex on first date: nope
80. Broken someone's heart: nope.
82. Been arrested: almost.
83. Turned someone down: nope.
84. Cried when someone died: of course la pernah.
85. Fallen for a friend?: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: hellmotherfuckingyeah!
87. Miracles: yup
88. Love at first sight: nope
89. Heaven: yup
90. Santa Claus: nope
91. Kiss on the first date: nope.
92. Angels: yup

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: nope
95. Did you sing today?: of course. i love singing
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: nope
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: i dunno. i don't think i want to turn back time. mistakes are mistakes. it's what makes me who i am.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: i don't know
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: nope
100. Posting this as 100 truths : nope

we are coming out to get you

2009-12-16T07:46:00.000-08:00

this song is called Love Freak by my band We Are Not The Exit Doors (W.A.N.T.E.D.).
it's written by me and is made by Feqs and Bdien and me.
tapi nie version aku nyanyi sorang2 so mmg tak sedap la kan.
feel free to leave comments.

watch out world!

2009-12-15T00:54:00.000-08:00

chamakh - lead & vox

feqs - drums

epool - bass

bdien - rhythm

We Are Not The Exit Doors (W.A.N.T.E.D.) are coming out to get you. Playing music with no specific genre but with a hint of punk. It's gonna be mind-blowing!
We are going to start recording in 3 months time. This is no fault of ours. Blame it on the government.

Tunggu je. Hahaha

happy would-have-been birthday little sis

2009-09-16T10:54:00.000-07:00

16/9/99 - 17/9/99

to my baby sister Nur Athirah Sabrina bt. Manja,
happy tenth would-have-been birthday.
hope i'll go to heaven so i could see you.
may Allah forever bless you.
sorry i haven't paid you a visit for so long. spm year.
nanti i'll ask mama and papa to go.
btw, aalia dah pakai tudung dah skrg. harap2lah lekat.
doa2kanlah mama and papa ok. doa2kan ashraf, aalia and abang sekali.

love,
ashraf

happy

2009-08-28T11:49:00.000-07:00

i'm happy right now.
because my family is how it should be like.
and because i haven't 'ponteng'ed puasa yet.
and because i'm living a carefree life. always have and always will.
and because my mom and dad approve of me chasing my dreams after SPM.

so, spm, screw u. i'm not scared of u.
okay, that's not true.
of course i'm scared i'm not gonna get good results.
not when my mum and dad expects the best out of me. they always have. even when i was a kid.
and i soo don't want to screw up.
but i can't seem to summon the will to change.
so all i wanna say is,

ya allah, please make me a better man.
and erase the laziness from me.
so i can get F***ing good results for my exams.

its ramadhan baby!
sahur jom!

ramadhan O ramadhan!

2009-08-24T05:00:00.000-07:00

setelah menghabiskan 3 hari menjana air liur basi setelah menghabiskan hari di atas tilam yang empuk dari subuh sampai pukul 6 petang (ye, 36 jam dalam 3 hari beb) akhirnya terdetik pun di hati aku nak update blog aku yang bosan ni.
dah tiga hari aku puasa & tarawih ni. bilekah streak ke'alim'an ini akan berakhir?
tepuk dada tanya iman.
kalau puasa 3 hari, zohor semua qadha' je, mana nak dapat pahala nye?

pendek citer, its ramadhan baby!
malam ni, lepak surau. kte qiamullail jom!

time is running out

2009-08-20T17:13:00.000-07:00

spm less 90 days.
aku mother-fucking not ready.
da la trials cam swine.
fuck u add maths.

dah crack,
muhammad ikhwanul ashraf manja

gay ride?!

2009-08-08T18:18:00.000-07:00

i cannot believe that i took a ride in a car with a GAY photographer. mmg kelakar la sial.
situation dia bermula begini.

di suatu petang ala kadar cuaca nye, setelah puas jamming, mkn etc. etc. di pekan Kuala Kangsar, aku bersama rakan-rakan (bdien, nene, kering), berjalan lah menuju pulang ke koleq. otw back, di stesen bas, tiba2 lak suara memanggil nama Kering. dia pergi la. aku, nene dan bdien meneruskan perjalanan kami. aku bertanya pada bdien.

aku : sape mamat tu bdien?
bdien : aku rase aku taw do sape tu. mamat tu gay bodo. jalan laju sket do.
aku : ha?! mane ko taw die gay?
bdien : igt lagi time form 2? mamat nie la mamat gay tu!

tibe2 kedengaran bunyi suara memanggil nama kami.
kami menoleh, dan kering rupenye. die panggil ajak naek kete mamat gay tu.
aku dgn rancak menggeleng kepala. tapi lpas beberapa ketika kitorang argue, last2 naek jugak. tapi sblum tu, aku, bdien, nene pegi kdai runcit nak beli supply udara segar. tetapi bile patah balik ingin mencari di mana kereta bmw itu sudah tiada.

bermacam-macam bende tak elok bermain-main di seluruh pelusok minda aku yg sememangnya kotor nie. aku, bdien & nene mmg da abes risau da memikirkan nasib kering. hilang jugak teruna member aku sorang nie, pikirku. maka kami pun teruskan perjalanan pulang. tetiba fon bdien berbunyi dan mestilah die ngangkat la kan.

bdien : helo. kering kau eh?
kering : haah. weh, korg ktne do?
bdien : kat bwh signboard astro do. kau ktne?
kering : aku dlm kete die la nie. jap kitorang gi ambik.
bdien : eh2. tak payah la wei. kitorang jalan je la.
kering : ala.. jgn la wei. maut la aku camtu.
bdien : ok2. kitorang tunggu.

tunggu punye tunggu sampai jugak. kami pun naek la kereta nye yg mahal tapi sempit. (bmw 2-door plak. babi nye gay) yg lawak nye nak balik tu ikutkan bleh smpai koleq 2 minit je dari stesen bas tu. tapi punye la die ambek jalan berpunar-punar smpai 20 minit kitorang ada dlm kereta tu. sepanjang perjalanan aku tahan gelak meneliti gelagat gay mamat tu. ada skali cam die ada kat atas riba kering(die duk depan), tangan die nak pegi ambik, kering cpt2 bagi cam tu kat die. takut kene molest la tu. da la snap byk gler gambar kering. mmg lucu la.

moral value : do not take a ride with a stranger. especially the queer-looking ones. you never know what might happen.

falling flat on my face

2009-08-01T21:36:00.000-07:00

trials is on tuesday.

and i'm mother-F'ing unprepared. good luck with that.

i'm in serious need of medication. and sleep. and therapy. and i don't know what else.

and here's something new.

seven collar t-shirt - wild child

going crazy,

yours truly

proud to be a malaysian

2009-07-20T21:02:00.001-07:00

What a proud moment for all Malaysians. After being dubbed as weak, and going into the game with odds piled against them, they managed to give a great fight. Sure, you could say MU didn't fire on all cylinders but last time they came, they didn't give their all but they still thrashed our national team 6-0. To lose with just a margin of 3-2 and 2-0 is an amazing accomplishment to our football team. Congratulations to K. Rajagobal and his boys for doing us Malaysians proud. Hopefully the team's performances would continue to be as spectacular as this, if not better. To Amri Yahyah, you've made us proud with those two beautiful goals.

Highlights from Saturday's game

going crazy,
yours truly

wth am i doing?

2009-07-10T20:43:00.000-07:00

okay.
aku sedang separuh mati dan hampir lemas dalam lautan of boredom. pls god help me. at least kalau tak nak bagi aktiviti aku enjoy pun, tlg la bagi aku smgt and strength to study for my goddamn SPM. ENOUGH. now it's time for...
LAWAK-LAWAK bodoh!

Q : a one-eyed man, a deaf person and a midget enter a 200m race. race starts and at the end of it, nobody wins. why?

A : reason 1 : one-eyed guy did ok when he was running straight but when the curved part of the track comes, he goes out of the lane. DISQUALIFIED!
reason 2 : the deaf person stayed in SET stance till the end of the race because he couldn't hear the bang of the gun.
reason 3 : the midget did the best. he completed the race and all that but he still didn't win because he wasn't tall enough to pass through the ribbon(betul ke?) at the end of the race.

lame macam fuck kan? wahahaha. here's another one. teka-teki.

Q : bende nie hitam dan berpeluh. and gler babi nye kecik. mende tu??

A : semut hitam yg tgh berjogging.

bapak bodoh gler teka-teki. nie one more.

Di suatu petang yang damai...kelihatan sebuah bas kilang yang dipenuhi minah2 kilang balik dari kerja...Bas tersebut sedang menuju ke hulu kampung untuk menghantar pulang minah2 kilang ini...Sedang bas kilang ini melalui laluan sunyi iaitu kebun kelapa sawit ...tetiba ternampak sekumpulan lelaki menahan bas kilang tersebut...Pkcik bas tu yakin bahwe mereka2 ingin menumpang bas tersebut...

Maka..bas pun berhenti dan dengan semerta nya mereka masuk dan menjerit......'Semua keluarkan wang dan barang kemas yang korang ada klu nak selamat'....cehh perompak rupenye...perompak2 tersebut masing2 mengeluarkan parang dan pisau...kaget sekali keadaan nyer...pkcik bas tk ble nk wt pape...nanti kene tetak ngn parang..menjanda bini muda die tu....

Penumpang bas masing- masing kaget dan tidak semena-mena...seorg minah kilang bangun memberanikan diri..

Minah Kilang: Wahai perompak....tak kesian kah pada kami ni...kami ni mana ade bwk brg kemas pg kerja...duit pun ada sikit je..al maklumlah..kerja kilang je...bulan2 pun cukupt2 makan je...dah la bos kitorang kedekut...ot pun tk dibyr...kerja banyak...penat tau....saye ni bkn org berada ....mak dah tua...ayah dah 10taun meninggal...lagi satu nk jga adik saya yang bru 4 tahun mengidap penyakit kanser...mane la ckup wat duit makn lagi duit ubat lagi..isk..isk...simpati la sket..kami ni masing2 bkn byk duit nape la perompak tak merompak rumah org2 kaya je...kang lumayan hasil nye...ha..dengar cite umah pak haji Berahim kt ujung kampung tu baru beli ferari..mesti die byk duit..pe kate korng g sne merompak je...dah la turun la..kitorang nak blik makan nasi ni.....

Perompak:Hai...ngantuk aku dengar keluh kesah ko la...wt bingit telinga aku je..dah2 ...jangan ko nk mengarut...klu tak dapat bagi barang kemas n duit...aku dan kwan2 aku akan rogol ko org semua2...hahahahahah....[gelak jahat]

Minah Kilang: Hape....rogol??? rogol semua???? ...Teng teng teng [sound effect saspen]...Tak mungkin...impossible...

Perompak: Pesal imposible lak...korang ingt kitorang ni tak kuat ke...halo..tgk body ar..heheheheh..

Minah Kilang: Tak de la..korng nk rogol kitorang semua....takkan korg nk gak rogol makcik tu skali....[sambil menunjukkan makcik kilang yang bersaiz plus saiz n dah bercucu 10 itu]

Makcik Kilang: Eh..korang ni tak paham ke...die kate semua...SEMUA la...

nie la kerja orang yang sememangnya taida kerja dan cuma mengharapkan kebosanan ini akan tiba2 lupus. SPM! cepat la habis. FUCK YOU! *%&$*&%^^^&%^&%&$%&&(#*#!%#^#&^

going crazy,
yours truly

BABI!!!!!!!

2009-07-04T00:06:00.000-07:00

khinzir atau lebih dikenali sebagai babi atau pig semakin rancak menyebarkan virus mereka.
Semua orang mesti tau nye virus yg diorang sebarkan.
Yes. H1N1 aka swine flu aka selesema babi dan macam-macam lagi nama2 pukimak yg ada untuk mereka.

to all brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, grandmas and grandpas, cucus and cicits, berwaspada la.

p/s : H1N1 dah sampai sekolah aku la cibai! fucking siamese bastards!

going crazy,
yours truly

good news starts with 'Maaf'

2009-07-03T01:40:00.000-07:00

RM0.20

Maaf.

920129-10-**** TIDAK DIPILIH UNTUK PLKN!

sorry suddenly doesn't seem like such a bad word.

p/s : thank you Najib, for not giving me this present.

going crazy,

YOURS TRULY

ehem.

2009-07-01T07:48:00.000-07:00

i dedicate this song to all my friends who got selected for National Service.

Korang memang wira-wirawati negara la beb.

Especially Amer. haha.

aku nak amek lesen do. sori ar tak leh join.

amer turns 17!

2009-06-29T00:58:00.000-07:00

that is me on the left. and at my right is Amer. Guess what? He just turned 17 yesterday.

Happy birthday bro!

May your gayness fade with the times.

And study la jom. SPM!

transformers and a fire

2009-06-28T00:58:00.000-07:00

last weekend, i spent a whole load of money and probably my ass on the line just to go to Ipoh and watch the movie, Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen. Turns out it was not a waste of all. The movie was frickin awesome (Megan Fox hot la sial!) and I didn't get caught. Despite breaking the school rules, me and my friends got to do something good after we came back from Ipoh. On our way to the 'entrance' at the back (lubang kat pagar yang digunakan untuk setan2 sekolah aku), we saw some people running around holding buckets of water. At first, I thought it was just a bunch of drunk idiots playing around at night (it was 11 0'clock). But then, we smelled smoke and after a few more steps, we saw a house on fire! We immediately picked up a few buckets ourselves and started filling it up and we helped to try to put out the fire. But then someone asked if anyone had called the fire department. Pastu ada orang bodoh mana plak gi cakap, "aku takde kredit do". Bodoh tak? Fyi, emergency calls are for free la sengal! So, I borrowed Nene's phone and called the fire department. After 10 minutes (lambat la sial!), they arrived and we quickly ran into our school to avoid detection. And that, is the end of this lame story. But it's true. So whoever says that nothing good can come from something bad you are doing, FUCK YOU!

la la la takde kerjalah

2009-06-18T18:54:00.000-07:00

do these pictures show that i'm ready for SPM?

fuck NO!

i'm so friggin unprepared for my SPM.

given my mid-year results, i feel like just giving up.

but no. for my family and my own future, i won't give up.

oh crap, i'm talking bullshit right?

sorry la, sasau la~

going crazy,

yours truly

i hate this part right here

2009-06-13T23:09:00.000-07:00

today marks the end of school holidays which means i'm getting closer and closer to SPM (motherfucker la wei). although these 2 weeks felt incredibly short-lived, at least it was not entirely meaningless. there were a few things i got to do like :

getting 2nd place at a futsal tournament. i won 50 bucks for myself.
playing night-time futsals. earning multiple scabs and bruises in the process.
tuition classes. very educative. except bila ponteng la.
family dinners. just a few rare occasions where all of my family, my sister included, can sit around a table together and have dinner. very rare.
watching Terminator Salvation using free tickets with Megat, Ammar and Shakeel. front row seats. bullshit gler. sakit tengkuk. thankfully, the movie was worth the sakit tengkuk.
karaoke. 3(or more hours) of melalak like a bunch of retards. but it was enjoyable nonetheless. what with best student upsr 2004, singing to Britney Spears' songs.
lepak rooftop. killing time with a bunch of idiots like me. a place where i can scream my lungs out. haha

a few pictures included.

goodbye holidays.

the long and winding road

2009-06-10T11:33:00.000-07:00

it's been 4 and a half years since i first stepped into MCKK.
and though i've always whined about how fucked-up life is there, i couldn't deny that i would miss my crappy school.
i would miss the teachers (some of them, the others can go rot in hell)
i would miss the mostly out of order or doorless toilets (jamban plak!)
i would miss hanging out and singing and playing guitars till the break of dawn.
i would miss my class and classmates (hidup 5 sc 6!)
i would miss the "soft" and "oh-so-comfortable" bed.
i would miss the town with all its cheap food.

but most of all, i would miss my hare-brained friends. all of them.
5 years is just too fucking short a time for me to spend time with you guys.
let's just enjoy the remainders of our school days, shall we?

don't give a fuck to all those people who try to take what's ours.
let's give 'em hell, baby!

going crazy,
yours truly

when hunger calls

2009-06-05T21:15:00.000-07:00

buat apa lagi bodoh.
pegi la makan.
main game lagi buat ape.

going crazy,
yours truly.

a day of fun. wtf?

2009-03-27T00:34:00.000-07:00

me and my super duper beloved sister. haha

21st March 09.

i went to the Sunburst Music Fest with my sister and a few friends. I had a hell of a time there.
the performances were super. the food was fucking pricey (fries satu cup rm5 kot! da la tak sedap)
the crowd was great. and KORN gler babi legend sial. tapi memang sorry la diorang nak perform kat malaysia lagi. sikit2 'motherfucker'.
tapi aku berjaya bergambar dengan seorang artis. one of my favourite too. local.

me and estrella's liyana

plus, aku dapat jual tiket yang aku dpt for free. the price : rm170. untung begitu saja.
haha. thanks to epool for not wanting to go and leaving me with a spare ticket.

things u should not do when you have a fractured thumb.

2009-03-19T07:28:00.000-07:00

play futsal (keeper plak tu). memang cari nahas.
play cards. kalau menang takpe, tak payah shuffle cards.
play xbox or ps or similar. buat sakit jari je.
eat without fork and spoon.
punch someone. or something.
knock on doors with unnecessary and excessive force. macam orang tak boleh dengar je kalau kau ketuk pintu slowly.
annoy someone who should not be annoyed.

pendek cter, jgn jadi bodoh.

ignorance is bliss

2009-03-06T07:42:00.000-08:00

11.45p.m. - home - 6th March 2009 - few days after 1st Exam.

this week, i had my Ujian Selaras 1 at school and unsurprisingly, i did badly. What with my injured hand (right-hand plak), lack of study (entirely my fault) and an overdose of painkillers (ngantuk gler kot), memang confirm2 la aku da tempah tiket for 136th place in my batch (fyi, last place).

exam habis. any sane, normal and brain-damageless people should be happy.
go to school. sleep. eat. sleep. 2.30, go back to dormitories. makan2. maen kad.
smbhyg. maen kad lagi. mandi. smbhyg. dinner. prep. 10.30, back to dorm, maen kad lagi.
mmg kalau ada exam pasal kad, aku dan rakan2 da A1 da. malangnya, takde.
ketensionan bertambah pabila Si Shahriman Teruna menunjukkan gelagat nye yang cukup menarik. cacat. orang tak tido lepak kat dorm nak kacau. dah la tak ON DUTY. pastu tak dapat tangkap EMO. pastu lepas geram kat kelas aku. MANGKUK!

hentikan la mat, aku dulu pun tak serupa itu.

bodo nye cikgu. orang kantoi buat salah kechik, nak sumpah fail add math. tongong, bongok nye cikgu.
memang la sekolah tak maju, ada cikgu lahanat mcm nie.
malaysia pun tak maju-maju, ada warganegara berasal dari Parit, Perak nie.
cukup la tu. buat sakit jari aku je mengutuk makhluk nie.

what's right is never wrong.

days of boredom.

2009-02-24T21:51:00.000-08:00

2.10p.m. 25 februari 2009.
17 years 27 days 4 hours 5 minutes of life and i don't feel a thing.
my hand is still useless (surprise, surprise).
but at least i can now cook, type, play winning, karaoke, play bowling (left-handed and i suck!) so my right-hand is not entirely useless.
but according to my doctor, i'm supposed to rest for at least 6weeks to 3months so that's a huge letdown. no sports :'(

but, at least i'm home. bleh tgk champions league. i don't have to care about the fucked-up mess going around in my campus. at least, not for another few days. the kpkm general election results was a total disaster. a full-scale disaster. mmg claka. but what to do, we can't always be winners.

but to my friends at school, lepen beb. biar makhluk2 lahanat tu menang KP.
we just sit, wait and see wtf they can do.
and to ruggers, stickmasters, footballers, debaters and volleyballers (tu je kan?), good luck to all of you for the game against RMC (Royal Military College) this coming weekend. Sori gler gabbana la aku tak leh cheer for you guys. Aku blk ahad do.
Have fun la korg. Aku nak mandi ar. Nak smbhyg zohor lagi.
Assalamualaikum~

half a day in kl..

2009-02-21T12:49:00.000-08:00

woke up at 9am. 2 hours of sleep as usual.
listened to my mother's morning raving. the usual.
went to the hospital to have my hand-checked by a specialist (not by an idiotic doctor from the Kuala Kangsar district).
and then my day started. went for lepak-lepaking with my schoolmates (kering, adi, baba, ajie, butet)..
first time tuh jack mkn lunch kat nando's ngan muke2 nie. kalau x, mmg mamak je la.
bleh plak jmpe bdk2 form 4 bwt rombongan ilmiah ke Pavillion (sengal!). lpak nk smpai 20 orang. xleh ramai lagi ke john?
pstu kitorang berlima (aku,adi,butet,baba,ajie), pun meneruskan langkah menuju ke satu tempat shisha di area Bukit Bintang (x igt do nama kedai).
memang menarik. dgn background music arabia, shisha dan daun terup, aku rasa kitorang berlima da nak serupa Arab Jahiliyah da tadi.
maen kad kalau maen tai-tee ke xpe, ini tidak.
berjudi lak tu. blackjack.
tapi kalau da untung nak complain celah mana kan bang?

thanx ar guys sbab sume tu. enjoy gak walaupun aku separa OKU skrg nie.
assalamualaikum.

helo

2009-02-21T08:52:00.000-08:00

hellish week.
a finger rendered useless by a shitty football.
that doesn't usually happen to me.
i've had a lot of injuries but this was the first time i fractured my bones. (celaka nye syiham!)
but what to do?
what's done is done. nasi dah jadi bubur. ais dah jadi air.
so i've to walk around with two paddle pop sticks and a bandage wrapped around my fractured thumb (shit! bodo nye doktor kuala kangsar hospital). thankfully, i went to Prince Court Medical Centre yesterday, and the doctor there gave me a decent thumb support, way better than having ice-cream sticks wrapped to your hand.
all i've to do now is not move my right thumb too much for about 6 weeks-3 months (wtf?).

to all my schoolmates in Kuala Kangsar, have a great time doing your homework. haha.
i'll miss playing football, hockey, futsal and hanball. mmg xbleh maen la john. sori ar.

EPOOL - aku x mcm kau la wei. aku saket duk rumah je la. haha

ape2 pun, i'll not miss the stupid politics going around both in Perak and in my school. do whatever the fuck you want, you fucking power-hungry prefects. bengong. tongong. bahlol.

dah. tgn saket nie dong. xleh nk berpanjang-panjangan.
assalamualaikum.